Matthew Patel

Matthew Patel is Ramona's first Evil Ex boyfriend and the first Evil Ex whom Scott battles. Despite his embarrassing defeat by Scott, he plays the important role of introducing the League of Evil Exes to Scott, who promptly ignores his messages.

Relationship with Ramona
A former boyfriend from the seventh grade. Ramona Flowers and he dated for only a week and a half, during which Ramona pretty much used Matthew and his mystical powers to ward off flocks of jocks interested in her. She dated Matthew, according to her own story, because he was the only non-white and non-jock kid at her school. The two only kissed once, and it ended shortly after due to Matthew's pre-adolescent capriciousness. Afterward, Matthew turned evil during his high school years and by that time had moved far, far away. He also apparently took the break-up very badly, looking much more evil than most of the exes...

Encounter with Scott
No sooner than when Scott started to become close with Ramona after they met, Matthew started sending messages warning Scott that the Evil Exes were coming for him. All of these, however, were ignored. Eventually he comes calling just as Sex Bob-omb are about to play at a local club. Scott is initially confused about the whole encounter but, after Patel explains the situation for a third time, proceeds to fight him in hand-to-hand combat. Scott is able to hold his own long enough to ask Ramona how she ended up dating Matthew. When Ramona reveals how she briefly dated and dumped Matthew in seventh grade, Matthew becomes furious and summons his Demon Hipster Chicks and engages Scott, who is being aided by Wallace, Kim, Stephen, Stacey, Knives, and Young Neil, in a music/dance style battle to the tune of "Slick".

Defeat
While the two sides sing back and forth, Matthew and his Demon Hipster Chicks hurl fireballs at Scott and his friends. Scott and the others conjure a protective Musical Shield around themselves by assuming video game style defensive poses, deflecting the fireballs. Scott then counters with his own song about friendship, courage, and whatever. When Matthew protests that the song doesn't even rhyme, Scott yells, "Shut up!" This somehow stuns Matthew long enough for Scott to defeat him with a single flying punch. Matthew explodes into coins, leaving behind $2.10 in Canadian currency.

Powers
Matthew, along with levitation and pyrokinesis, is able to summon Demon Hipster Chicks which aid him in combat. Despite Matthew's powers, he is arguably the weakest member of the League; Scott has little trouble defeating him compared to the other members of the League. This could be a video game reference on how the first boss in a video game is usually the easiest to defeat. Scott also gets $2.10 ($2.40 in the movie) for beating Mathew.